no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My bed is full of blood and feathers
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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