great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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