i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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