just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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