she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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