I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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