The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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