Dual....:-)
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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