Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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