Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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