it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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