I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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