This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Randomize
