I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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