So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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