Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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