well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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