I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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