look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
How does it feel to date your dad?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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