Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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