I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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