Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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