Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She told me I should be a condom model.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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