He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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