But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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