Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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