Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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