Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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