Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
