Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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