you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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