she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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