ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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