he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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