i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I understand Curling. That high.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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