kristin has been a bad kristin
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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