I'm jealous of your bromance
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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