Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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