Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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