Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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