do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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