Your face is a jimmy john
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
this just has baby written all over it
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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