Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He shit in the fireplace
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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