Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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