I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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