i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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