My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
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after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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