He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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