i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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