Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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