i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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