I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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