just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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