and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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