I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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