If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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