check it out our google latitudes are spooning
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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