why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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