Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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